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QUOTES BY Anonymous
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1.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
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2.
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
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3.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
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4.
A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
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5.
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
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6.
A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
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7.
Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously And I have loved you so long, Delighting in your company.
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8.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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9.
Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.
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10.
Ama me fideliter Fidem meam noto De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum presentialiter Absens in remota.
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11.
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.
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12.
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
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13.
Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
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14.
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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15.
BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
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16.
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
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17.
Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.
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18.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
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19.
By courage I repel adversity.
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20.
Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.
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21.
CDOS CDOSRUN RUNDOSRUN.
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22.
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.
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23.
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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24.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
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25.
Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it.
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26.
Dare to be wise.
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27.
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
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28.
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
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29.
Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be sixteen.
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30.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
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31.
Earth is 98 full. Please delete anyone you can.
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32.
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
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33.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
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34.
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN).
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35.
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
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36.
General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
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37.
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
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38.
God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.
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39.
Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
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40.
Great minds think alike.
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41.
Hanlon's RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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42.
Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
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43.
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
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44.
Hit any user to continue.
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45.
I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.
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46.
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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47.
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...
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48.
If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where.
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49.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
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50.
If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.
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51.
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes.
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52.
If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
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53.
Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium.
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54.
Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green.
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55.
It is light grief that can take counsel.
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56.
Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI am with youThough I am far away.
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57.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
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58.
Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
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59.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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60.
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
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61.
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything.
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62.
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
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63.
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
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64.
May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.
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65.
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
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66.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
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67.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
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68.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
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69.
No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
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70.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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71.
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
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72.
Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.
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73.
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
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74.
Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.
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75.
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
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76.
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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77.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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78.
Optimization hinders evolution.
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79.
Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And would some pretty story tell,Or kiss the place to make it wellMy Mother.
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80.
Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
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81.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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82.
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
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83.
Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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84.
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE.
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85.
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
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86.
Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.
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87.
Real programmers don't write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
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88.
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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89.
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.
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90.
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
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91.
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS...
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92.
Silence is one great art of conversation.
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93.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
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94.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
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95.
Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique.
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96.
Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greO.
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97.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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98.
That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown.
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99.
The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman.
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100.
The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
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101.
The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door.
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102.
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
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103.
The NeXT Computer The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.
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104.
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
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105.
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
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106.
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
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107.
The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it.
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108.
The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
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109.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
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110.
There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
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111.
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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112.
Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.
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113.
Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice.
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114.
To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness..
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115.
To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
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116.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.
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117.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
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118.
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
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119.
Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything.
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120.
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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121.
WARNING Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
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122.
We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd.
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123.
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
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124.
Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.
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125.
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.
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126.
Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk.
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127.
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
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128.
Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename'.
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129.
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
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130.
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
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131.
You add insult to injury.
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132.
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
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