• The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight

• The Joker Never rub another man's rhubarb.

• The Joker Wait'll they get a load of ME

• Batman You killed my parents. The Joker What What What are you talking about Batman I made you, you made me first. The Joker Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say I made you you gotta say you made me. How childish can you get

• The Joker Here we are, the perfect pair... Beauty and the Beast. Mind you, if anybody calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.

• The Joker What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a bat gets ALL MY PRESS This town needs an enema

• Batman I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. Nic What are you Batman I'm Batman

• Bruce Wayne Y'see, my life is really com-PLEX.