• Pink All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.

• Wooderson The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man. L-I-V-I-N.

• Slater Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

• Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

• Dawson Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place. Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

• Wooderson That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age.