• All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

• Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.

• Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in used to be fools who rushed in.

• Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

• Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.

• Originality is the art of concealing your source.

• It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

• Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

• The quickest and shortest way to crush whatever laurels you have won is for you to rest on them.

• You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

• The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

• Don't be afraid to talk to yourself. It's the only way you can be sure somebody's listening.

• The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.

• Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.

• One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.

• It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.