• In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.

• Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know that you left open.

• America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

• Die I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

• Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.